Let's call him "Chad"

So this friend and I had a conversation last night.
I told him something about a boy I've been seeing, and he said "I want a girl who wants those things".
Uh..."'Chad', have you ever considered the fact that we're almost perfect for each other?"
Of course, 'Chad' being the kind of person to avoid anything remotely personal says "My mom sure has!"
And then he followed that up with "I won't settle for 99%."
Wait, wait, wait. 99%? It's that close? Reeeeealllyyy?
Wow.
Then came the "It's a big 1%"
So...like...2%?
Ha! I just thought that was interesting.