Boise time

Is completely different from Juniper time.

 It's 9 o' clock, and bed time here. 

There, it's 9 o' clock and party time! 

30 minutes here is a long time, 

whereas there, it's no time at all. 

Days are slower here. 

And I don't like it.

I'll take the fast-paced city life.
Decidedly, Juniper is a black hole.