Dear Blank, Please Blank.

Best freaking website!

It's hilarious!!

http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com
go. NOW!!

[actually, could you finish reading my blog first?]

Here are some of my favorites:

Dear face wash commercials,

Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that.

Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now

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Dear 16 and pregnant,

Safe!

Sincerely, 17 year old.

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Dear Trojan Condom company,

You do realize what happened at the Battle of Troy, right?

Sincerely, they got in!!!

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[This one crushed me]:

Dear Americans who love Chinese food,

There is no such thing as orange chicken in China. Fortune cookies don't exist either.

Sincerely, real Chinese food.

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Dear rug,

I love the way you lie.

Sincerely, floor

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Dear airhead in my history class,

Yes, A.D. does stand for after dinosaurs.

Sincerely, amused classmate

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[Second Favorite]:

Dear humans,

Please come out from underneath the covers. We just want to talk.

Sincerely, the monsters under your bed.

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[People really are that stupid]:

Dear deer,

We installed "Deer Crossing" signs for your safety. Please use them.

Sincerely, drivers.

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Dear Gingers,

It's okay, parents don't let their kids play with us either...

Sincerely, Matches.

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[Okay, last one, I promise! My favorite, ever...]:

Dear Jasmine,

Watch out for Aladdin, he's climbin' in your windows, snatchin' your people up.

Sincerely, concerned Disney fan.

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